Ugh! That's It Happened Again!!
Ugh! That's It Happened Again!!
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I simply cannot this is occurring to here me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of chickens came out from behind a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe that just happened. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just so wild.
- I can't even
- No joke
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?